Tuesday, April 29, 2008

More Signs Of The Apocalypse

Now that Charleton Heston is dead and Linda Hamilton is no longer battling robots, the ape/robot alliance for world domination is moving forward as planned.

Orangutan's struck the first blow with a crude spear. Meanwhile, scientists who inexplicably never watch science fiction movies created the first robot that could reassemble itself (and we all know what a good idea that is). Meanwhile, the Israeli army showed off its new robotic soldier like it was a good thing. Which means we're one lightning strike away from another Steve Guttenberg/Alley Sheedy movie.

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