From The Department Of Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Velkommen to zie Stassi Herr Fritz. Vee vill need to szee yor szchlong to meazure eet. For zee fazher land.

Unofficially, 160 officers and men beavered away with 16mm cameras to produce pornographic movies that were shown to top brass of the army in East Germany and for visiting generals from other Warsaw Pact nations.

WTF

UPDATE:
"beavered away" ... really? Beavered? We had to use that phrase in this article? Just a coincidence I'm sure. . .