It's Not News, It's CNN

From the front page of CNN today: Jesus Face Seen In Cat's Fur. I'm not even joking.

Also, while I was running errands, the coffee shop I went to had CNN on. The headline? "DOG SIZED CAT."

What the hell is going on? We currently have troops deployed in two combat zones. Yesterday a sitting senator was indicted by the justice department. On Monday, a major report was released detailing the criminal conduct in hiring for career positions in the Department of Justice. CNN: Look this cat weighs 44lbs!

/shudder