Sunday, July 13, 2008

We're #1!

Americans have achieved a great milestone. Our American youth may not perform particularly well in international measures of science and math, but they have surpassed their peers in one important measure. Americans are most likely to have used marijuana.

YEAH! USA! USA! USA!

This probably also means we're winning the war against drugs via the same logic that allows us to conclude that deadly car bombings are signs we're winning the war on terror.

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